Happy Day to all the System Admins out there! That would include my wonderful significant other and his staff and my wonderful co-workers!

Love you guys!

That is all.

Not really.

So apparently a woman in a Bank of America call center sprayed some perfume (which still remains unknown) and two people reported feeling dizzy, at first fire marshals thought it was carbon monoxide or something but nope… just perfume. Of course when an announcement is made of a possible airborne toxic fume everyone suddenly started feeling the same symptoms. 34 people went to the hospital and 12 went by ambulance (good luck paying that bill!) and 110 treated at the scene.

What’s going to happen next: Bank of America is going to prohibit any sort of scented spray/perfume. The “sickened” employees are going to try and sue BoA and/or the perfume sprayer to pay for their hospital bills and restitution for their “mental trauma” experienced during the ordeal. #FAIL

Gosh, so mean today. Need to go find something better to blog about…

Are probably looking for this post…

http://keleigh.net/2009/06/seriously-wtf-re-virginize-me-uh-no/

FYI.

Oh how I’ve enjoyed the days of summer thus far…. hot and humid, storms every afternoon, my building including the buildings surrounding me getting struck my lightning. Makes me love Florida. Sort of. I like the storms, I like the sunshine but I could really go without the humidity. Don’t you agree?

Enough of the weather and on to actual happenings. This summer has been pleasantly busy if I do say so myself. Work at a fantabulous company that has been keeping me busy doing what I enjoy and I am also going to back to college. I am super excited about this, really. Except all the paper, not so excited about that. Why isn’t everything electronic yet? We’re wasting so much paper! Paper = TREES! And snail mail takes soooo much longer. *sigh* oh well. I have patience.

Next weekend I am going camping near some springs. Should be super fun. Hopefully I am not kidnapped by the boogie man, or Big Foot… or aliens and have my perfectly proportioned body and delicate milky skin experimented on and studied… LoL. JAY KAY!!!!

That seems to be all the excitement as of late…. coming up next… my opinions…. O_o Not for the narrow-minded!

Welcome to the opinion part of my blog.

I was reading through various news articles across the web and I come across this one.  “Woman in Intensive Care after ‘Restoring Virginity’ for 6th time”. Uhhh…really? Are you kidding me? Nope… read on!

From FoxNews.com:

The woman, identified only as Natalia K., had her first hymenoplasty operation six years ago before getting married, the Russian Web site Life.ru reports.

Hymenoplasty, also known as hymenorrhaphy or hymen reconstruction surgery, is a type of plastic surgery that involves the restoration of the hymen. The aim of this surgery is to ensure bleeding during sexual intercourse, giving the appearance that the woman is a virgin.

Natalie K. had the surgery before her wedding because her husband was upset that she had already lost her virginity to another man. However, he apparently liked the results of the surgery so much, he asked his wife to have the surgery each year following their wedding.

Doctors warned Natalie K. that having the surgery for the sixth time posed risks, however she chose to go through with it. She caught a “minor infection” after the surgery and is now in intensive care.

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The Orlando Magic lost last night. It wouldn’t be so upsetting if it wasn’t for the fact that WE TOTALLY HAD THIS GAME IN THE BAG!!!! How many free throws did we miss!? Goodness! The first half everyone played well, though  Howard wasn’t scoring a lot he was making plays and rebounding like no other! Then, after the half, it was like they lost their flow. It was actually painful and stressful to watch. So now, we’re down 3-1 with one home game left to play…and should be win that game, back to LA for game 6 & possibly 7?

I have to be honest here, I think it will take a rather large miracle for the Magic to come back and win the next three games. Though, can you imagine the press if we actually did that! oh! it’d be so AWESOME! Magics fans will party for a week! But, that is my thoughts and we will find out with Game 5.

In other news, the weekend is here. I am thinking about a lot of sleep, a mani and pedi, and maybe a visit to Kennedy Space Center… I’d ask you what you think, but you’re probably not reading this. So…yeah. Also, according to @wmariano Orlando is on our 5th murder free day. How exciting! Can we keep it murder free please? Last year, she noted that we averaged a murder every three days. That is NO BUENO! Let’s be nice peoples! Make love not war. Not Hate but Appreciate.

AND, last but not least… this will be my new Summer theme… I kind of like it. Hopefully my wordpress doesn’t go wack like the last one did and I can keep this one around. Oh, also upgraded to 2.8 with no problemas. But then, I really don’t have any widgets going on or anything custom so if it didn’t go smooth…that would def be #Fail for WordPress.

P.S. Why am I #hashtagging and @ing in my blog!

Ciao!
~K

Woo! Made it safely back from Tampa. Woke up bright and early (6:30am) yesterday morning to drive to Tampa for a doctors appointment that went well. I wasn’t planning on staying so long but when I went and visited my parents house I got a phone call from my twin sister, Karee, who wanted to go to the mall with me. So, off to the mall we went, shopped til we dropped. Mucho fun time together. We got matching strapless sun dresses…well, almost matching, hers is blue and mine is pink but same design going on.

After shopping it was lunch at Taco Bell and then chilling on the back patio with the parentals….the chillin’ turned in to sharing some OMG stories! haha. The stuff you find yourself sharing with your parents as you get older is AMAZING! So funny. We were having so much fun, we called my aunt, uncle, and cousin to come join us. Definitely a fun time and definitely some funny stories shared. Needless to say it was around 11pm before my aunt and uncle left and we had been enjoying alcoholic beverages so there was no driving back to Orlando for me last night.

Fast foward to the drive back today… Rain, Rain, and more RAIN! Top speed on I-4 was like, 25mph because you couldn’t see a foot in front of you it was pooring so hard. But then, as always you have the jackasses that drive like maniacs still and weave in and out of traffic trying to get to point B quicker than everyone else…and of course those people end of causing accidents and slowing EVERYONE down even more. Ugh.

Anyways, It’s almost 8pm and the Orlando Magic are playing again tonight. Hopefully they have redeemed themselves and stay in the game tonight. GO MAGIC!

OH! Remind me to share the pic with you of the boo boo that I put on my car. My poor baby!

The Orlando Magic totally lost last night, against my predictions. Epic Fail on my part. Kobe and the Lakers played a tremendous game completing the game 25 points ahead. Final score: 100-75. The first quater was a great quarter because the Magic seemed in it to win it! We actually led! Then second quarter came around and we just seemed to fall apart a bit and not hitting the shots we needed to hit. Kobe and the Lakers were on! Now – I still have hope… remember game 1 against Philly? We lost that one too…yet we came back to win the series. Hopefully this loss was just due to nerves and and overexcitement due to all these young players actually making it to the Finals! Against LA at that…the team that has Phil Jackson as coach and has been to the Finals a gazillion times!

Sure the Magic have their work cut out for them and no matter what the outcome is of this series, they deserve some major props for making it this far. We have been the underdog this whole playoff series and we’ve proven ourselves to be victorious and losing to LA will not take that away, well it shouldn’t anyway. Orlando fans should be proud!

I’m sure Dwight Howard will also recover from his 12pt disappointing game. Hey, it happens. Unfortunately it happened during the FINALS! Fail Howard, FAIL! LoL But we still love you too because we know you do Magic most every other game.

Kobe, dude…another 40pt game. His consistancy and greatness still deserves kudos even though he is on the opposing team. Great players need to be recognized regardless of their team affiliations. Which brings me to Lebron James. He was recently fined $25,000 for his snub of the media and the Orlando team after their Game 6 loss to the Magic. Like I said in my previous post, he needs to change his attitude if he wants to be in the class of the greats. As an idol to younger generation players it is NOT ok to be a spoilsport. There will always be winners and thus there will always be losers. If you don’t want to lose then don’t play.

Now, I am by no means a sports reporter so if you want the fine details of the game. Please visit the NBA Finals on ESPN.

Tune in to ABC on Sunday night at 8:00pm EST for Game 2 of the NBA Finals!

Sooooo! Tonight is the big night! In less than an hour the Orlando Magic will be facing off against the LA Lakers for game 1 of the NBA Finals. This is like, what, the second time we’ve been to the finals in our franchise history? Isn’t that AWESOME! I am very confident that the Magic will do just fine tonight and be a competitive opponet against LA. We’ve beat LA twice this last season but only by a basket or two so we really have to be on our A game.

Good news is Hedo Türko?lu is GREAT on the road so far. He actually does better away than he does at home…how odd is that? Not that I’m complaining or anything! Dwight Howard will definitely shine tonight if he’s on his game. MVP! Sore losers such as Lebron James should not be MVP’s… being a competitor gives no reason to brush off congrats when they are due and speaking to the press when you’re always so quick to run to them when you win. Sorry you could’t keep talking about yourself and your greatness Lebron! Check your attitude and then you’ll be a great player again!

I’m also glad Nelson was activated again, however, I’m happy that he will be playing backup to Rafer Alston. Alston has worked really hard and perfomed well since he took over for Nelson in February. Plus the whole chemistry of the play-offs have been formed without his presence and we don’t want to throw that off! That would be noooo bueno!

So – my predictions. Orlando wins with a difference less than 5 points.

Hello? Am I back? OMG! Let me tell you, my previous wordpress installation totally got spammed! In a day I received over 500 comments of CRAP! So what do I do? I delete the whole site and start all over. I wiped everything out and am not even going to mess with the backup of my old site because I don’t want that spam coming back! Work Akisment! Work! It’s not like my previous posts were important or anything.

Now – just a refresher. I’m Keleigh and I’m seriously opinionated so if you read this blog…beware! I don’t sugar coat things so if you want me to always agree with you… go dream.

Moving on to my next post now.. must make up for the lost!